“I’m afraid you’re a jerk, Mr. Weatherby.”

“Ahhh…There’s nothing like the great outdoors.”

“Oh, you’ll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.”

“So it killed you too, huh?”

“Oh, I’m keeping my head above water… and you?”

“The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can’t write worth a damn.”