“Oh, you’ll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.”

“For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.”

“Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.”

“See, honey? My teeth aren’t yellow, they’re ‘Eloquent Ivory.'”

“Tell me about it, buddy. I completely understand where you’re coming from.”

“Oh, I’m keeping my head above water… and you?”